115 Economics Pick up Lines [Supply,Inflation,Economic,Market,Marginal,Behavioral,International,Externalities,Opportunity,Miscellaneous]
Economics isn’t just about numbers—it also explains human behavior, including love. Concepts like supply and demand, opportunity cost, and market structure can show how relationships work. These pick-up lines mix economics and romance in a fun way, proving that love, like the economy, is all about balance and making smart choices.

Supply and Demand Pick up Lines
- Are you a supply curve? Because you’re always shifting my equilibrium.
- My demand for you is inelastic—no matter the price, I’m all in.
- Are you the supply curve? Because I’m falling for you at an exponential rate.
- I must be the demand curve because I’m totally dependent on you.
- If you were a product, I’d say you’re in perfectly elastic demand.
- Can I be your demand curve? I’d always go up when you’re near.
- You must be a market with perfect competition, because I can’t find anyone like you.
- I’ll supply the love if you bring the demand.
- I think we’re in a perfect match, like supply and demand.
- My demand for you is increasing as the price of love falls.
- You and I together are the perfect equilibrium.
- You’re the supply, and I’m the demand, let’s meet at the perfect price.
Inflation Pick up Lines
- You must be inflation, because you’re making my heart race.
- Are you inflation? Because everything’s getting more expensive, especially my love for you.
- You’re like inflation: you keep increasing my feelings.
- Like inflation, my love for you is rising faster than expected.
- If you were inflation, my heart would be your currency.
- You’ve got me inflating faster than the price of gold.
- The cost of loving you keeps increasing like inflation.
- Just like inflation, my feelings for you can’t be controlled.
- Baby, are you inflation? Because you’ve devalued everything else in my life.
Economic Growth Pick up Lines
- You’re like economic growth—when you’re around, everything gets better.
- Are we experiencing economic growth? Because my feelings for you just expanded.
- I want to invest in you like a booming economy.
- Our connection is like GDP growth—steady and constant.
- You’re like a high-growth economy—every time I see you, I get more excited.
- Are you economic growth? Because I’m constantly growing fonder of you.
- My love for you is growing faster than any economy.
- You’re like a high-growth stock, and I want to buy you up.
- My heart is expanding faster than any economy could.
- Just like economic growth, I see a bright future with you.
- With you, I feel like my personal economy is booming.
Market Structure Pick up Lines
- Are we in a monopoly? Because I don’t need anyone else but you.
- You’re the only firm in my market, and I’m willing to pay any price to be with you.
- Are you a monopoly? Because I can’t find any competition for you.
- You must be a perfect competitor because you have everything I need.
- We’re a perfect match—like perfect competition.
- Are you a monopolist? Because I can’t stop buying your love.
- I want to merge with you like two companies in a perfectly competitive market.
- Are we in a duopoly? Because I can only see you and me together.
- Just like in a monopoly, you’ve captured all of my attention.
- You’ve monopolized my thoughts.
Marginal Analysis Pick up Lines
- I’ll give you my marginal utility—it’s always positive with you.
- The marginal benefit of talking to you exceeds the marginal cost.
- Are you marginal utility? Because you make my life better with each passing moment.
- I’m experiencing diminishing returns without you.
- I’d never experience diminishing marginal utility with you around.
- Each moment with you brings an increasing marginal return to my happiness.
- If love were a good, you’d be my optimal consumption point.
- I’m willing to give up everything to increase the marginal utility of your love.
- Let’s optimize our relationship like we’re maximizing utility.
- You’re the perfect choice for me, with increasing marginal returns.
Behavioral Economics Pick up Lines
- Are you a nudge? Because you’re subtly making me fall for you.
- I’m exhibiting loss aversion—losing you would hurt too much.
- My behavioral bias is all in your favor—can’t stop thinking about you.
- My heart follows the principles of behavioral economics—irrational but true.
- Are you a cognitive bias? Because I can’t think of anyone else.
- Like behavioral economics, I’m acting irrationally in love with you.
- You’ve created a default effect in my heart—now I can’t choose anyone else.
- My choices seem irrational, but I always choose you.
- I’m experiencing endowment effect—I can’t let you go.
- You must be framing the situation because I can’t stop seeing you as the best option.
International Trade Pick up Lines
- You’re like international trade—let’s combine our resources.
- Can we negotiate a trade deal? I’ll exchange everything for your love.
- Are you a tariff? Because I can’t afford to lose you.
- You must be international trade because we’re better together.
- Like free trade, my heart has no barriers when it comes to you.
- I want to export my love to you and import yours back.
- If I were to trade anything, it’d be all my goods for your love.
- You must be a trade agreement, because I’m falling for you across borders.
- You’ve reduced my opportunity cost of loving anyone else.
- You’re my comparative advantage in love.
Public Goods and Externalities Pick up Lines
- Loving you is like a public good—non-rivalrous and non-excludable.
- You’re the perfect externality—I never expected to feel this way.
- My love for you is a positive externality for everyone around us.
- Like a public good, I want to share my love with the whole world.
- You’re like a positive externality—you make everything better.
- You must be a public good—everyone can enjoy you, but I’ll always value you most.
- My feelings for you are a positive externality in my life.
- Can we generate some positive externalities together?
- Our love is like a public good—available to all, but priceless to me.
- Just like a public good, you’re irreplaceable.
Opportunity Cost Pick up Lines
- The opportunity cost of not being with you is too high.
- If I’m not with you, I’m losing out on the best opportunity.
- The opportunity cost of any other love is far too great to bear.
- If I choose anyone else, I’d regret the opportunity cost of not being with you.
- You’re the best option, and the opportunity cost of ignoring you is too high.
- I’m willing to forgo all other opportunities just to be with you.
- Being with you is worth the opportunity cost.
- The opportunity cost of loving you is nothing compared to the reward.
- I’d rather face a high opportunity cost than miss a chance with you.
- I’m choosing you because the opportunity cost of not choosing you is too great.
- Are you opportunity cost? Because I’m willing to sacrifice everything for you.
- Loving you means no regrets about opportunity cost.
Miscellaneous Economic Pick-Up Lines
- Are you the invisible hand? Because you guide me in all the right directions.
- If love were a market, I’d be the perfect buyer for your heart.
- You must be a capital good, because I’m investing all my time in you.
- Are you my fiscal policy? Because you’ve got my economy growing.
- You’ve monopolized my thoughts like a market leader.
- You’re my optimal price—no discounts necessary.
- My heart is like an economy—stable when you’re around.
- You’re the perfect market equilibrium for me.
- You must be the law of supply and demand, because I can’t resist you.
- You’ve got me optimizing my life for you.
- Just like an economy, I’m all about maximizing returns when you’re with me.
- I’d trade anything for a moment with you.
- Can I invest in your heart and diversify my portfolio of love?
- Like the best economist, you’ve figured out my heart’s behavior.
- Are you the interest rate? Because you’ve got my heart in a constant upward trend.
- Let’s make an economic investment in each other.
- I’m in debt to you for all the happiness you’ve given me.
- You’re the currency I want to spend my life with.
- Can I buy you dinner? I promise my return on investment will be love.
- Are you a wealth effect? Because every time I see you, I feel richer.
- Let’s balance our economies and make the world better together.
Love and economics share similarities: both require balance, wise choices, and understanding the forces at play. Whether you’re analyzing your feelings or making romantic decisions, economics offers a clever way to express love. So next time, why not mix a little economic theory with your affection?